The Weirdness Hall of Fame

So, it’s pretty much a known fact that fibromyalgia causes pain and tiredness. Those are the main symptoms. But, as my post including 100 fibro symptoms showed, there’s far more to it than that, such as brain fog, internal issues, and depression. None of those are all that strange to hear.

But I have got me some symptoms that are just flat-out weird.

You may have heard of people who sometimes feel like there are bugs crawling on them. While I do experience the feeling of bugs on my skin that aren’t really there maybe three or four times a year, I much more often see—or think I see—bugs that aren’t really there. Sitting here typing on my laptop, I’ll think I just saw a bug dart by on the arm of our loveseat, or while I’m sitting on my bed, I’ll think I saw one out of the corner of my eye dart across the carpet. It happens a lot. I guess the only good part is that, since there usually isn’t really one there, that means I don’t have to track it down and squoosh it.

I can remember first experiencing this next problem when I was still in college, a good two years before being diagnosed. I get this feeling along the arch of my right foot that feels like there’s air blowing on it. That’s about the best explanation I can give to convey its weirdness.

Far more debilitating is what happens when a limb falls asleep. I like to sit on my legs, cross my legs, etc., a lot, but even without such help from me, I experience some part of my body falling asleep almost daily. I remember what it felt like years and years ago—it’s just briefly numb, then tingles as it wakes up. No big deal. But now, when something falls asleep, especially my leg or foot, I know I have to do one thing to keep what begins as a rather painful feeling from becoming a really painful feeling.

Hold still. Don’t move. [Groan…]

Problem is I can’t really hold perfectly still, a phenomenon I discovered when I had that MRI done last year. My muscles won’t stop twitching long enough for my foot to hold completely still until it wakes up. So if you ever see me stand up and say, “Oh no, my foot’s asleep,” and then freeze where I am for a couple of minutes with a grimace on my face like there’s a nail in my foot, you’ll know—it simply doesn’t feel at all like it does when your foot falls asleep.

In a slightly similar phenomenon, whenever I wake up, I find my hands and particularly—

Just saw a bug that wasn’t there, seriously; it was a black one. Sorry.

I was saying, I find my hands and particularly my feet, beginning about two thirds of the way down my lower leg, to be quite cold and numb-feeling. Yes, even if I wear socks. That’s a rather disturbing happening but a regular one. Haven’t given up trying to remedy it just yet.

A couple years ago, I discovered this one: the front of my scalp, roughly around the beginning of my part, will randomly feel extremely sensitive, as in no touching, generally for a few days. It’s quite painful.

My newest addition to the weird symptom list is an unaccountable, unpredictable sensation of heat from my throat down to my stomach. No, I don’t think it’s heartburn. I’ve had that. Not really burning, just heat. Is that possible to have one without the other? Kinda like Moses’s burning bush, except maybe the opposite? I thought I had found one common denominator for the happening: I had had food with garlic in it previous to the occurrence. But then it started happening without garlic, but with onions. And now it tends to happen when I’ve had neither and take a shower. Ugh.

Another rather new addition to my list, more so than the sand-papered scalp but less so than the heat with no burning, is the full-out feeling of a sunburn on the back of my neck when I am in the sun for even just a couple of seconds, literally, or when I get hot. This is one of those common fibro symptoms I’d read of but never experienced, and then it finally arrived. I knew I had a sunburn on my neck, so when I asked someone if my neck was red and they said no, it hit me. Duh—fibro. Good. Grief.

Much more serious than the fake sunburn, though, is a discovery made shortly after getting married. My husband had cleaned the bathroom while I was still in bed (as he does for me—he’s that amazing), and when I got up, he was done, so I went in the bathroom. As soon as I got in there I started feeling strange, and by the time I came out only a couple minutes later, I was about to pass out. It was an odd feeling, being on the verge of passing out with no stomach pain, which is how it happens any other time I almost pass out, thanks to fibro’s best friend IBS. Anyway, I got to the couch, where I soon recovered. And my husband immediately knew the culprit. Oh, I’m sorry—did I not mention that chemical sensitivity is another symptom? Oops. So bleach and I aren’t friends anymore, as it was in a cleaner he had used. And now it makes sense why Soft Scrub always made me feel weird when I was younger, as it has bleach in it. And also Static Guard, though for that one just chemicals and not bleach, obviously.

Finally, I’ve saved the most flat-out random, weird symptom for last. My ears do itch a lot, on the inside, which is also a symptom, but my right ear has a phenomenon all its own. It will suddenly, without warning or cause, turn bright red, as if it suddenly has a good fever, and burn like it also, to the point I’ll sometimes have to hold something cold on it to alleviate the heat. Every now and then it happens after I’ve touched it, but usually spontaneously. This also means I can’t wear earrings (and don’t have my ears pierced), as it can’t handle anything touching it. My left ear has done it a couple of times, but my right ear very faithfully does it at least once a week. Even my doctor was baffled by it, as it serendipitously happened once while I was paying him a visit.

So, never think that fibromyalgia, with all of its pain and tiredness and depression, is anything close to boring, as I never know what each minute will bring. And if you ever see me with a flaming red ear, please try to ignore the outburst, as it always calms down eventually.

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